Posted 59 minutes ago
wellrockhardwithonlyfourchairs:

theanti90smovement:

catastrofe:

look at our lives, look at our choices


how has this child not aged a day in 16 years?

Dermatologists must hate him

wellrockhardwithonlyfourchairs:

theanti90smovement:

catastrofe:

look at our lives, look at our choices

how has this child not aged a day in 16 years?

Dermatologists must hate him

(via serlorasisprettierthanthequeen)

Posted 1 hour ago

deadlycollision:

takshammy:

feferilyoddparents:

but mUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUum

can someone translate this i dont know british

I’ll do my best
*ahem* AY YO MA

I can’t breathe

(via finnick-tobias-jace-kvothe)

Posted 2 hours ago
Posted 3 hours ago
siddy-the-sloth:

hipsterloli:



for about five minutes the gif wouldn’t work and I thought it was a picture and so I just sat there staring at it like what the fuck and I suppose to make, like multiple useless sentences out of this or what?

siddy-the-sloth:

hipsterloli:

for about five minutes the gif wouldn’t work and I thought it was a picture and so I just sat there staring at it like what the fuck and I suppose to make, like multiple useless sentences out of this or what?

(via serlorasisprettierthanthequeen)

Posted 5 hours ago
Posted 5 hours ago

“In Roman community baths, it was customary for men to stand and applaud when a well-endowed peer entered the water.”

why are men so weird everywhere always (x)

i just imagined this and cannot stop laughing

(via retconcorps)

(Source: thirddeadlysin, via odins-one-eyed-fuck)

Posted 15 hours ago

“You know you’re fucked when those late night thoughts start hitting you in the middle of the day.”

Posted 16 hours ago
bbenjaminn:

lincecumesque:

The most hardcore handshake of all time. 


Lmao this is beautiful

bbenjaminn:

lincecumesque:

The most hardcore handshake of all time. 

Lmao this is beautiful

(via serlorasisprettierthanthequeen)

Posted 17 hours ago
Posted 18 hours ago

magicteaparties-inwonderland:

perryplat:

phinflynn:

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“Y’see, the first time my Dad kissed my Mom was at a Love Handel concert, and it’s their anniversary -“

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“B to the O-R-I-N-G.”

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“Not yet Ferb.”

i love how he doesn’t say ”no, ferb.”

he says ”not yet.”

as in they were planning to bludgeon him with a mace

Ferb I know what were gonna do today

(Source: phinflynn, via finnick-tobias-jace-kvothe)

Posted 19 hours ago

(Source: alexernst, via nicolscage)

Posted 20 hours ago

karlimeaghan:

I love these shows, but by God they have a lot of problems.

(via letsboldlygomotherfuckers)

Posted 21 hours ago

sassy-rising-angel:

castielonfire:

ducksareinsane:

pattinsin:

i actually have a fashion taste that is completly different from what i actually wear but i dont have enough confidence to wear what i really want to wear

amen.

And the money to buy what I wanna wear

And actually the size to wear what I wanna wear

(Source: teen16s, via sarcastiel)

Posted 22 hours ago

sexuallyfrustratedjellybabies:

sexuallyfrustratedjellybabies:

so my dog was reunited with his parents today

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and his dad has provided me with the best reaction picture eVER

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you think this is a game, son?

this post is 16 notes away from 70k what the fuck

(via crystallized-teardrops)

Posted 23 hours ago
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